My girlfriend is the best in the world. Actually incredible.

Well I am not sleeping tonight.

At some point maybe I will get used to this, maybe I will be able to control it.

My mind is cruel, I watch, observe, analyse and deduct.

Everything’s a game and it’s me vs the world. I know for a fact that’s not true because I have an army of people behind me.

But with a head full of what ifs, the world is beautiful but dark

~ : Guys I need advice...


My 12 year old sister is being harassed at school because I’m gay. I don’t go to her school since I’m in college, but because she’s a decent human being, she’ll openly tell people about me if it comes up in conversation etc.

As a result of this, people have been coming up to her and asking if…

Want me to go have a word?
Kids are scared of me O_O

If you can correctly pronounce every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself.



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Part of me really wants to video myself doing this poem and failing miserably haha


Me watching football

(Source: katiebishop)